The Untouchable Ex-Wife

Stefan opened his eyes, and yelled furiously at the shocked Renee, ‘Do you think this is funny?”

‘No, there really are a lot of little people on you, they’re crawling around your hair now…” Renee said desperately as she pointed towards his head anxiously. “And there’s so much weed growing out of your head! Let me pluck it out for you…’

After saying that, she really did start yanking on Stefan’s hair lightly. “Don’t worry, I’ll pluck it all out for you! One, two, three…”

‘This is getting ridiculous!’1 Stefan was speechless. Eventually, his anger subsided and was quickly replaced with helplessness. Leaning against the backseat dejectedly, the man allowed Renee to yank on his hair continuously, as if he were putting up with a naughty child.

‘Fine, if she wants to play it this way, she can do whatever the hell she wants! I’d just like to see how long she’s going to keep this act up!’

With that thought, the two could be seen pressed against each other in the backseat of the car, as Renee seemed focused on yanking on Stefan’s hair. Stefan, on the other hand, was still and silent, giving her complete freedom to finish the job.

The situation was rather odd, but it felt somewhat heart-warming at the same time…

‘Phew! I’m finally done!” Renee let out a long sigh of relief, smiling happily as she cupped Stefan’s face.

The man had nearly dozed off during the entire ordeal, but he quickly opened his eyes and sat up straight. ‘So, what’s next?”

’Jelly!” Renee pointed towards his lips. “Pink jelly! I’d like to have some jelly!

To Stefan’s utter shock, the woman smashed her lips onto his. This action made him freeze up, and he didn’t dare move a muscle.

‘Mmm… This jelly is so sweet, so soft!” Renee continued kissing the man and praising him, as if she really was eating some kind of delicious snack.

Meanwhile, Stefan’s mind had gone blank. This was the first time the woman had ever been so bold, and he simply didn’t know what to do. She was very passionate, but her skills were somewhat lacking.

For a moment, he wondered if she really had started viewing his lips as jelly, which could explain the reason why she was sucking and biting so much.

The man was soon unable to endure her teasing any longer, so he decided to turn the tables and placed his hand on the back of her head. His voice was deep as he growled, “You idiot, that’s not how kissing works!”

He then closed his eyes once again, gently kissing the woman, and spoke softly, “This… is how a real kiss should feel like…’

Seeing how loving the man’s gaze was, Renee calmed down as well, and concentrated on kissing him properly.

As some time passed, Stefan found himself feeling quite light-headed and his vision turned slightly blurry.

‘Wait, what’s happening? There’s so many little people here!” He then pushed Renee away and observed her with a stern expression. “Doni move, let me chase away all those little people on you!”

“See? I wasn’t lying! You finally noticed them! There’s so many, and there’s still some crawling on top of you!”

The two immediately got busy trying to brush off the ‘little people’ on their bodies. After a few minutes, they were exhausted, and snuggled up against each other as they fell into a deep slumber together…

The next day, Renee felt groggy as she woke up in the car. To her horror, a man’s arms were wrapped around her waist, and her clothes had been messily thrown on the car mat… Content provided by NôvelDrama.Org.

‘Ah!” Renee screamed hysterically as she noticed that she was in her underwear.